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By Brian Carnell

Monday, October 12, 1998

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is back to its bizarre ways (if I didn't know better, I'd swear this group had been taken over by hunters looking to discredit the animal rights movement). In mid-September PETA showed up to protest at the American Meat Institute convention and held a "human barbecue." It barbecued tofu in the shape of a "cattleman."

"People eat other animals, why not humans?" asked PETA President Ingrid Newkirk in a press release. "The notion of eating any animals should be as preposterous as cannibalism. So eating a hamburger is the same as roasting up Uncle Bob."

If that wasn't enough, PETA attacked ads featuring the National Football League's John Randle, who plays defensive tackle for the Minnesota Vikings. The commercial, paid for by Nike, shows Randle making a small football jersey emblazoned with a No. 4 similar to the one that Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre wears. Randle then practices chasing the chicken around the field (Favre is known for his ability to take off running if he can’t find a receiver to throw to). The chicken keeps getting away from Randle until the finale where the audience sees Randle standing over a grill where he is preparing chicken.

PETA, of course, is horrified that the ad is running and wants it pulled immediately. In fact, PETA claims that "the commercial mimics what psychologists now see as a sign of criminal mentality, in that pleasure is apparently derived from trauma inflicted on a vulnerable animal." According to Newkirk, "Young people who see Randle as a role model may learn to associate the terror of defenseless chickens as a form of amusement."

So eating hamburger is cannibalism and chasing a chicken is a sure sign that one is a sociopathic criminal.

I know a lot of anti-animal rights people despise PETA, but in my opinion they are our best ally. No single person or group does more to discredit animal rights and show just how bizarre the animal rights agenda is than PETA.